I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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