You're so nebulous sometimes
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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