We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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