he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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