After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
the gays at disneyland are vicious
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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