It's chlamydia! Thank God!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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