He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
