I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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