You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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