perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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