It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
