The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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