sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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