We won't sleep together?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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