her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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