none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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