STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
bring money and cleavage
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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