She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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