You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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