I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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