She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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