So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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