her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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