dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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