you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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