honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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