NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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