we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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