Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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