yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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