just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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