I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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