I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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