he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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