doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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