it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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