I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
That accounts for only three of the penises
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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