Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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