the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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