You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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