The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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