Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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