Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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