For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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