I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Who died my cat blue again?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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