Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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