He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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