I wish i was in the wii world.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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