chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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