Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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