I just made out with a guy for $7.
too bad you live with your parents still
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also, beer. Big fan.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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