we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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