You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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