Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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