i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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