Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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