I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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