i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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